do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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