you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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