Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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