I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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