Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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