There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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