so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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