Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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