Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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