"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
PS: I just woke up from my shower
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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