She said her name was "party"
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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