i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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