The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
did you just send me my own nude
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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