quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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