I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I lost the right to judge tonight
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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