they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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