YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
