their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Randomize
