So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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