Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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