Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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