But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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