is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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