; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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