I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize