His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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