So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
God I need to hump something, right now.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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