I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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