Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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