she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
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