how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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