Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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