Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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