I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
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