Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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