If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
