I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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