You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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