I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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