The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Is it penis luge time yet?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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