Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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