u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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