just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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