Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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