doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I am mentally ready for anal.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
