I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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