how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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