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Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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