So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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