in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Randomize
