so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
