just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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