We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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