Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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