I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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