When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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