How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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