Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
her vagine was all disorganized.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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