You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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